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An Adult Survey????

 

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What do you do for a living?

• Get people drunk

Are you engaged?

• Of course

Are you married?

• Not sure

How old are you?

• Old enough

Are you happy with your life?

• You betcha

Do you have children?

• Maybe

If you could go back to one point in your life and do it over, what would it be?

• Buy more Guinness

Does your job make you happy?

• Absolutely

Have you ever felt under-appreciated? If so, why?

• Not yet

Which person in your life makes you the happiest? Why?

• The Bartenders & Security

Which person in your life makes you the most miserable? Why?

• The Publican. He nitpicks.

Do you own or rent your house?

• Yes

What is your current annual income?

• Not much

What is your favorite sexual position?

• Anyways

How often do you masterbate?

• That's personal

What songs were popular when you were a teenager?

• I forget

What television shows were popular when you were a teenager?

• I forget that too

Are your parents still living?

• Never had any

If so, what are their names?

• Whoopee!!

Have you ever had an accidental pregnancy?

• Yes. But don't tell

Do you work out often?

• Constantly

Are you happy with your body?

• You bet

So far, what has been the best day of your life?

• Every day

Worst day?

• Don't have those

What is your religion?

• Good

Does your faith bring you hope? Why or why not?

• Yes

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

• Who hasn't?

Have you ever cheated on a mate?

• Exactly what is cheating?

How many vehicles do you own?

• Enough

What style decor is your home?

• Irish Pub !!!

What is your current vice?

• Don't have one

Do you think you may have a mental disability?

• I know I do

How much do you weigh?

• Probably several tons

If you could change one thing, big or small, about your life what would it be?

• My secret

Last one...what is YOUR meaning of life?

• A packed house